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Age

21

Birthday

September 4

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About Me

"......hmmm
....Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on....


Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it..... Don't.... It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.....

Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies.....

Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment.

That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Shariar, the rotten and hatred one and I do not want you to like me."

Interests

GOD, sex, girls

Favorite Music

Pink fLoyd, IRON Maiden, Megadeth, Shironamhin....

Current Favorite Artists / Bands: hmmm i am thinking

Favorite Song: Shewolf, another brick in the wall, Hallowed be thy name, trooper, a secret place and a lott more

Favorite Album: cryptic wings

Favorite Music Video: from the cradle to enslave
 

Favorite Movies

The Pianist
The Wind
Close up
8 mile, Green mile, Perfume, 300, Life is beautiful, Roman Holiday
to kill a mocking bird, rope, rear window, One flew over thr cuckoo's Nest, Perfume..

****{{{{ed wood,
edward secerrioushand,
sleepy hollow,
gilbert grape,
blow,
donnie brasco,
arizona dreams,
chocolat,
from hell,
don juan de marco,
sweeny todd,
charlie and the chocolate factory,
Finding Never land,
Secret window,
DEAD Man,
pirates of the carribean 1,2 &3,
The libentine,
Before Night Falls,
The Man Who Cried,
Sweeny Todd : The Demon barber of Fleet street..
The astronaut's wife,
the ninth gate,
Nick of time.... that means all movies by JHONNY DEPP}}}*****

Hannibal, Red Dragon, Silence of the lambs...

city of angels, sin city, Good fellas, SAW 1,2&3.

GODFATHER trilogy.

All movies by Gregory Peck.....

And tons of movies...
 

Favorite TV Shows

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Favorite Books

BOOKS written by goDs
 

Favorite Quote

Show me our Lord Jesus in agony and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms...... There I go, shuffling from the world. My dribble fresh upon the bible.

"I look upon a pinhead and I see angels dancing........."

Well? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me... now?
 

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Feb 21, 2008 6:20 PM
CaNdY says:
 
huu, khobor bhalo :D
apnar ?
 
Feb 21, 2008 6:20 PM
CaNdY says:
 
excuse me, but apni to kahini shesh kore dilen. ami comment dibo ki korte ? 8-|
 
Dec 3, 2007 10:35 AM
CaNdY says:
 
eiiii
kahini shesh kore dicchen kano ?
 
Nov 24, 2007 10:36 AM
CaNdY says:
 
hihhihih
 
Nov 21, 2007 7:28 PM
CaNdY says:
 
dhongshooo
 
Nov 21, 2007 7:22 PM
CaNdY says:
 
8-O
sheshhh! shob sheshh
noshto koira dilen shob kichu
 
Nov 15, 2007 8:49 AM
CaNdY says:
 
kahini akhono shesh hoi nai. bollam nah ?
 
Nov 13, 2007 11:51 AM
CaNdY says:
 
Mistake #2: (choclate ta share korben nah ?)
=/
 
Nov 13, 2007 11:48 AM
CaNdY says:
 
lolz, kichu nah jaina shuna eto gula compliments dilen ?
mistake number 1: never judge a book by it's cover.
 
Nov 12, 2007 7:54 PM
CaNdY says:
 
eewwww. sugar cane juice bhalo lage nah amar. yaackkk. (obossho kokhono khawa hoi nai) :P lolll. neways. i like the original aakh. and jilapis should always be orange!
 
Nov 12, 2007 11:44 AM
Manna says:
 
Am Manna and i am a female....get ur facts rite..xx
 
Nov 11, 2007 8:44 PM
CaNdY says:
 
accha maaf koren bhai. ami comment ta delete koira dilam. it didnt sound appropriate...& i didnt realize untill now..... =/ loll
 
Nov 11, 2007 8:43 PM
CaNdY says:
 
whooooaaa, this sounds really wrong wtf
 
Nov 11, 2007 8:42 PM
CaNdY says:
 
ki :S
 
Nov 11, 2007 2:39 PM
CaNdY says:
 
...u know what i want ? i want aakh :D
 
Nov 11, 2007 2:37 PM
CaNdY says:
 
accha, well consider me a mitthuk -ami lichu share kori nah. ami shob kheye falbo :P
 
Nov 11, 2007 12:53 PM
CaNdY says:
 
lichu*
 
Nov 11, 2007 12:53 PM
CaNdY says:
 
ki dhoroner luchu mane ? how many kinds are there ? :S
 
Nov 11, 2007 10:43 AM
CaNdY says:
 
lichu khaben ?

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